Saturday, July 14, 2007


Stumped


Was walking along one of the underground tunnels in Orchard when I bumped into Donald. He asked me, "Hey, what you doing here?"

Stun. Dunno how to answer. My mind began to extrapolate an imaginary conversation: (imaginary stuff in italics)

Me: Oh, I'm just walking around after a dinner wif my fren to digest the food, so that we can go drink coffee later.

Don: You eat dinner wif who?

Me: Orh, Wenxiang lor. He's just walking in front.

Don: Huh? Just 2 of you?

Me: Yah. We do this kind of thing quite often.

Don: R u ghey?

Me: Not yet. Might consider becoming one.

NOTE: The above conversation is purely a figment of my imagination.

I finally settled on a simpler answer: "Just walking around lor." (shrug shoulders)

Kaoz. We ended up patrolling orchard 4 times up and down. Should sign up be security guard sia.

posted by nwxiang at 11:58 PM |


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